Today's jokes [11.4.13]
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A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in
the school play. "What part?" the mother asked.
"I play a Jewish husband," the boy replied.
"Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!"
The dean of women at an exclusive girl's college was lecturing her
students on sexual morality. "In moments of temptation," said the speaker
to the class, "ask yourself just one question: Is an hour of pleasure
worth a lifetime of shame?"
A sweet young thing in the back of the room rose to ask: "How do you make
it last an hour?"
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, "My wife isn't as much
fun as she used to be."
The marriage counselor says, "Do you still enjoy a roll in the hay?"
Magnussen says, "As much as the next fellow."
The counselor says, "Maybe between you and the next fellow, she's
WE DON'T SERVE WOMEN HERE!
(you have to bring your own)
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower.
It's at that moment she spots his penis. Pointing at it she says.....
"Daddy, daddy, when will I get one of those?"
The dad looks at the little girl, looks out the door, looks back
at the little girl and winks....
"When your mommy goes to the mall!"
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