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Dentist: "Would you help me out? I'd like you to
give a few of your loudest screams." 
Patient: "Why, Doc? It isn't all that bad this time." 
Dentist: "Well, there are about 20 people in the
waiting room right now, and I don't want to miss
the five o'clock Braves game on Channel 4." 


Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the 
ladies toilet??

A. She had to pull her own pants down

Sent by sam


Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:
"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drinks, dinner, go to my apartment 
and really make love?"
Ex-: "Over my dead body!"
Husband: "You haven't changed a bit" 


"I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, 
I think it's due to drinking."

"In that case," replied his blonde patient, "I'll come back when 
you are sober."


   A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the woman behind the counter, "Is
   there a male pharmacist available?"
   "No" she says, "My sister and I own this place and we are both
   pharmacists. How can we help you?"
   The man steps back, opens his coat revealing this rather large bulge
   in the front of his pants and says, "Its been like this for 7 days
   now, can you give me anything for it?"
   "Hmmm", says the woman, "Let me go consult my sister."
   Moments later she returns and says, "OK, we'll give you $400 cash and
   a half interest in the pharmacy."


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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.


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