Today's jokes [11.19.13]
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Dentist: "Would you help me out? I'd like you to
give a few of your loudest screams."
Patient: "Why, Doc? It isn't all that bad this time."
Dentist: "Well, there are about 20 people in the
waiting room right now, and I don't want to miss
the five o'clock Braves game on Channel 4."
Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the
A. She had to pull her own pants down
Sent by sam
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:
"Listen honey, why don't we have a few drinks, dinner, go to my apartment
and really make love?"
Ex-: "Over my dead body!"
Husband: "You haven't changed a bit"
"I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly,
I think it's due to drinking."
"In that case," replied his blonde patient, "I'll come back when
you are sober."
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the woman behind the counter, "Is
there a male pharmacist available?"
"No" she says, "My sister and I own this place and we are both
pharmacists. How can we help you?"
The man steps back, opens his coat revealing this rather large bulge
in the front of his pants and says, "Its been like this for 7 days
now, can you give me anything for it?"
"Hmmm", says the woman, "Let me go consult my sister."
Moments later she returns and says, "OK, we'll give you $400 cash and
a half interest in the pharmacy."
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