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IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS 

Men, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from girl. 
Good girls out there, please forward this message to your guy friends. 
Girlfriends, take heed!! 

There is a new drug that is in liquid form. The drug is now being used by 
female sexual predators at parties to induce their male victims to have 
sex with them. The shocking news is that the drug is available virtually 
anywhere! 

It goes by the street name "Beer". 

All girls have to do is buy a "Beer" or two for almost any guy and then 
simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered 
literally helpless against such tactics.

1. 




The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort
   in Hilton Head, South Carolina, looking all fresh, and eager to enjoy
   their two week vacation/honeymoon.
   
   The stunning blonde at the front desk smiled and said, "Well, hi
   Jimmy, how ya been lover ? Long time no see."
   
   A frosty silence prevailed until the couple reached their room. Once
   inside, the piqued bride demanded: "And just who was THAT woman ?!?!?"
   
   The groom wiped his brow and said, "Just relax honey. Please ! I'm
   going to have enuff trouble explaining you to her."


2. 




A girl called the police department and reported that she had been 
assaulted. The officer who answered the phone, asked, "When did this 
happen?" She replied, "Last week." The police then asked, "Why did you 
wait until now to report it?" Well," she said. "I didn't know that I was 
assaulted until the check bounced." 

3. 




How big is Bill Clinton's Penis? 

     Not as big as Hillary's 

4. 




How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Four. Actually, only one to screw it in.
The other 3 are there to listen to him
brag about the screwing part! 

5. 



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Dear John, I'm sorry I broke off our engagement. I miss you terribly and regret my decision. Please take me back.

Love,
Mary

PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.



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