Today's jokes [11.11.13]
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Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminating hunger.
What do men dream of?
Being stuck in a lift with the Spice girls.
The three dwarves were in rome and went to the nearest nunnery. They
got to talk to the
"Excuse us, but can you tell us where the dwarf nuns are?"
"Sorry", she replies, "but there are no dwarf nuns here".
"Well, are there any in the city?".
"No, there are no dwarf nuns".
"What, none anywhere in Europe?"
"No, little man". "None in the entire world". "Take my word for it".
At this 6 of the seven dwarves burst out laughing.
The Mother Superior asks "What's so funny?". "Dopey just fucked a
Q. Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather
A. Because when it comes time to revert to childhood, men
are already there.
A popular whore house was visited by a lesbian. The lesbian requested a 15
year old, and the madam replied
"I'm sorry, we don't serve minors to lickers."
When shouldn't a mountain climber call for help?
When he's hanging by his teeth.
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