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he First Message From an Alien
Simply send 6 x 10^50 atoms of hydrogen to the star system
at the top of the list, cross off that star system, then put your
star system at the bottom of the list and send it to 100 other
star systems. Within one-tenth of a galactic rotation you will
receive enough hydrogen to power your civilization until entropy
reaches its maximum! IT REALLY WORKS!
One student was stuck and wrote: The proof of this is
left as an exercise for the reader.
The prof wrote: Did it, fell for a non sequitur and made a
minor calculation error. You get a B+.
Joseph Schwartz, a career criminal, was wanted for looting in
Israel's port city, Haifa. On the A.P.B. Wanted poster, he was
described as the son of an ex-nun from Spain and a German father.
It went on to include the facts that he was a musician adept at
the piccolo and often worked as a farmhand.
In other words... he was a Haifa lootin', flutin' Teuton, son of a
nun from Barcelona, part-time plowboy Joe...
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