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Allen was in a store that was playing Steve Miller's "Jet Liner". He said there was some kid next to him that had the lyrics completely screwed up and was singing, "Big Old Rat Had A Light On . . ."
Greg tells me about his sister-in-law (yet another gorgeous blonde): We were playing Trivial Pursuit on night. It was her turn, she rolled the dice and she landed on "Science & Nature" Her question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it? She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off".
Alan tells me about his son and his son's new under- wear with superheroes on it. One morning he comes running into the bedroom, grabs the front of his pants and annouces proudly, "Ive got Superman in my pants, Daddy. What have you got in yours?" Before checking, I turned to my wife, "Well, how should I answer him?" She was too busy laughing.
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