Today's stories [10.15.13]
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Brian received a phone call:
"HI, I'm phoning on behalf of the ????? Children's Workshop
where we can help you with special offers, ....etc"
I interrupted her and informed her that I didn't have any
"Do you have any grandchildren???", she then asked.
My wife used to have the habit of disbelieving something with
the phrase "my ass!" She would say "Four hundred dollars,
my ass!" or "30 minutes late, my ass!" One day a friend of
mine and I were having a conversation, which she was listening
to, and I said something like "...so it would be easy to
penetrate.." She chimed in... "Penetrate my ass!" My friend
and I laughed so long and hard we forgot what we were even
talking about! Needless to say, she doesn't say "my ass!" any
Taking a medical history is an experience: The MD, taking a
sex-behavior history asked: "How many orgasms did you have
last week?" The answer: "Counting masturbatory ones and
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