Today's quotes [10.8.13]
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A cowboy was walking down the street with his new pet dachshund. The
passer by asked him why he bought that kind of dog. The cowboy answer,
"somebody told me to get along little doggie."
"The reason there are two senators for each
state is so that one can be designated driver."
-- Jay Leno
We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.
"I think if we all acted the way we really felt, four out of eight people
at a dinner table would be sitting there sobbing."
-- Jim Carrey on the human condition in the London Observer.
"At a time when political correctness is valued over honesty, I would also
like to say, 'Right on, motherf-----. Everyone is a winner!'"
-- Madonna, scandalizing the British art-loving public by swearing as she
presented the Turner Prize on a live TV broadcast.
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