Today's quotes [10.7.13]
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Never get into an argument with the schizophrenic person and say,
"Who do you think you are?"
I have a rottweiler so mean, he ate the neighbor's weenie dog. Now he's
Never tell your computer that you're in a hurry.
There are two kinds of pedestrians...the quick and the dead.
I have a great dog. She's half Lab, half pit bull. The good
combination. Sure, she might fight off my leg. But she'll bring it
back to me.
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