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"Don't Keep reaching for the stars 
because you'll just look like an idiot 
stretching that way for no reason"
                       -- Jimmy Fallon


"Last one off the plane must clean it."


Priest is someone addressed by everyone as "Father"
except his children who call him "uncle".


Airline quotes:

"As we prepare for takeoff, please make sure your tray tables and seat
backs are fully upright in their most uncomfortable position."


We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us.


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