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"Sex is like a joke, some people get it and some don't" 

Sent by Mindi


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"Smoking in the lavatories is prohibited. Any person caught smoking in
the lavatories will be asked to leave the plane immediately."

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Samuel Colt- Inventor of the point-and-click interface.


Sent by Tara

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"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 6 ways 
out of this airplane..."

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I'm not your type, I'm not inflatable

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