Today's quotes [10.4.13]
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"Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant."
An accountant is someone who knows the cost
of everything and the value of nothing.
Platonic friend is like a dick in a glass.
In case of an emergency -- you break the glass.
-- Chris Rock
You know the world is going to hell when the best rapper is
white and the best golfer is black.
Sent by Tony
"Hoping to get people to go to museums
again, New York City has started a new
ad campaign called "I Love New York
Culture". But if they want me to go
back to museums, they should name the
campaign "Sorry We Yelled At You For
Touching Stuff, Jimmy Fallon."
-- Jimmy Fallon
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