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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.


I'm sorry, you seem to have mistaken me for someone who cares.


"My purpose here is to clearly demonstrate to all concerned that you are
 indeed insane; so that all doctors, policemen and other persons of
 authority will be shown to their professional satisfaction the truth of
 my statements. Please, do not change colour while I am talking to you."
                        -- MC 900ft Jesus, "Tiptoe through the Inferno"


"... but BELIEVE YOU US, if this weren't a SERIOUS situation, we wouldn't be
 discussing it in ALL CAPS."
                        -- a virus hoax hoax


"I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics?"
                        -- Caitlin Bree, "Clerks"


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