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Blessed are those who hunger and thirst,
for they are sticking to their diets.


Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations
and challenges, but eventually you find a hairstylist you like.


You're getting old when you get the same sensation from
a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.


"Bisexuality immediately doubles your
chances for a date on Saturday night."

Rodney Dangerfield


"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't
have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Woody Allen


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