Today's quotes [10.29.13]

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"Living in a vacuum sucks." -- Adrienne E. Gusoff

"Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least
       triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to
       recollect how often we have told it to the same person?" -- La
       Rochefoucauld

"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you
       first thought of." -- Burt Bacharach

"Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be
       disappointed." -- Jonathan Swift

"Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while."
                        -- fortune

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