Today's quotes [10.29.13]
Vote for the quote that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes.
Also, links to quote categories and "Email Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your quote reading.
"Living in a vacuum sucks." -- Adrienne E. Gusoff
"Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least
triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to
recollect how often we have told it to the same person?" -- La
"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you
first thought of." -- Burt Bacharach
"Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be
disappointed." -- Jonathan Swift
"Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while."
By voting you are helping select today's best quote. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best quotes to send in our daily best humor mailing.
Today's JokesToday's StoriesToday's PoemsToday's Funny Pic
S M T W Th F St
1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 17 18 19
20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31