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"He's in whatever DII has been renamed to this week."
                        -- Andrew Rutherford


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"No, Princess Leia is not doing anything on my bathroom floor."
                        -- Karen


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"Satan sincerely believes in the triumph of Evil.
 Gates just does it for the money."
                        -- http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/top10.html


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"Fuck. There it is. They named it something obvious."
                        -- Andrew


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"Just because we pay inexperienced strangers to tell us how to do our jobs,
 that doesn't mean we're morons!"
"Yeah! It's a coincidence."
                        -- Wally, Dilbert


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