Today's quotes [10.26.13]
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"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. "
- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. "
- Martin Luther King Jr. (1929-1968)
"Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. "
- Henry Ford (1863-1947)
"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'. "
- Yoda ('The Empire Strikes Back')
(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Hillsboro Fire Department want's
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