Today's quotes [10.24.13]
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Never try to out-stubborn a cat.
- Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love
Never accept a drink from a urologist.
- Erma Bombeck
Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn't
want your mother to hear at your trial.
- Sydney Biddle Barrows, the Mayflower Madam
Never comment on a woman's rear end. Never use the words
"large" or "size" with "rear end." Never. Avoid the area
altogether. Trust me.
- Tim Allen
Man has been called a rational being, but rationality is a matter of choice - and
the alternative his nature offers him is: rational being or suicidal animal. Man
has to be man - by choice; he has to hold his life as a value - by choice; he has to
learn to sustain it - by choice; he has to discover the values it requires and
practice his virtues - by choice.
-- Ayn Rand, "Galt's Speech," Atlas Shrugged
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