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ON MATHEMATICAL TRANSFORMS A polar bear is a rectangular bear after a coordinate transform.
ON PROBLEM SOLVING When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to resemble a nail. -- Abraham Maslow
ON ECONOMICS The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.
ON REVISIONIST HISTORY What was sliced bread the greatest thing since?
ON EXTINCTION Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
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