Today's quotes [10.21.13]
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Any man who thinks marriage is a 50/50 proposition proves that:
Either he knows nothing at all about percentages, (or)
he's got an awful lot to learn about both women and marriage.
* Life is sexually transmitted.
* An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
I'm not saying my wife talks too much or anything,
But she uses a special SPF 30 sunblock for her tongue.
* If at first you don't succeed -- give up! No use being a damn
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