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"I wandered into a place in San Antonio which had what looked like a magnum
 of tabasco sitting in front of the counter.

 Me: 'I want!  I want!  I want!  I want!'.
 Sales dude: 'It's not for sale'.
 Me: 'Bowel movement'[0].

 [0] Or words to that effect."

-- Peter Gutmann, alt.sysadmin.recovery


If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by
         George Gobel


* Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways.


* Cocaine is gods way of telling you that you make too much money.


* If you don't die from it -- it is healthy.


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