Today's quotes [10.2.13]
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If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Now that food has replaced sex in my life,
I can't even get into my own pants.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up
in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
A programmer is someone who solves a problem you
didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
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