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Examine what is said, not who speaks.

(Arabian Proverb)


"Any attempt to brew coffee with a teapot should result in the error code
 "418 I'm a teapot". The resulting entity body MAY be short and stout."

-- HTCPCP Spec, RFC 2324


"Fifth Law of Applied Terror:
 If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
 If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live."

-- Unknown


The man who fears no truths has nothing to fear from lies. 

     - Thomas Jefferson 


Pay attention to your enemies. They are the first to discover your mistakes. 

     - Antisthenes 


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