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"I had the GUTS to mock the Turner Diaries and take a stand against racism!
 Not for any high-falutin' moral princicples, you understand, just because
 racist propaganda is FUNNY!"

-- James "Kibo" Parry


* Slogan of 105.9, the classic rock radio station in Chicago: "Of
       all the radio stations in Chicago...we're one of them."


* My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. --
       Ashleigh Brilliant


Eat one live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing
worse will happen to you the rest of the day. 



-- Brian Kantor in alt.sysadmin.recovery


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