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Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get
   in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Montaigne


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"A girl and a boy bump into each other - surely an accident.
 A girl and a boy bump and her handkerchief drops - surely another accident.
 But when a girl gives a boy a dead squid - _that had to mean something_."
                        -- S. Morganstern, "The Silent Gondoliers"


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* A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.


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"Transported to a surreal landscape, a young girl kills the first woman
 she meets and then teams up with three complete stangers to kill again."

-- TV listing for the movie, The Wizard of Oz,
in the Marin Paper.


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"Its a far far better thing I do than to require that you find me a hammer
 and pummel me with all due diligence, but yet remember that it is I, your
 solicitor, who keeps you from aligning too much with the listerine salesman."

-- The Surrealist Compliment Generator,


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