Today's quotes [10.13.13]
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* A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband
gives and the wife takes.
* There was this lover who told his love that he would go through
hell for her. They got married - and now he is going through HELL!
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must
be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. -
Noel Coward, 1956
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
him keep her. - Sacha Guitry
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