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* A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband
       gives and the wife takes.


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* There was this lover who told his love that he would go through
       hell for her. They got married - and now he is going through HELL!


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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must
   be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette


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I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. -
   Noel Coward, 1956


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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let
   him keep her. - Sacha Guitry


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