Today's quotes [10.10.13]
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"To what do you attribute your old age?"
"The fact that I was born a long time ago."
Fart loud if you love Jesus!
Some people come here to take a shit, I come here to leave one.
Don't look now!
You're pissing on your neighbors foot!
You know you're getting old when you can't tell
the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm.
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