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For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.

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I want to have children, but my friends scare me.  One of my friends
told me she was in labor for 36 hours.  I don't even want to do anything
that feels good for 36 hours.

                                           -Rita Rudner

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I don't do drugs anymore...I get the same effect just standing up fast.

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The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in school was my blood alcohol content.

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Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

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