Today's jokes [10.5.13]
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Q: What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch
A: Nothing. They all make woman's eyes water.
Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: Don't pay her.
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery chain
merged with the A & P?
Yup..now they call it the...Stop & P.
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed
postmaster. Over six months went by and not one piece of mail left towm.
Deeply concerned, postal authorities in Washington wrote the postmaster to
They received this short and simple explantion: "The bag ain't full yet."
A Scottish cop was asked how he'd break up a crowd.
He answered, "I'd take up a collection!"
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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