Today's jokes [10.27.13]
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A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started
back for his car, parked on the cemetery road. His attention was diverted
to a man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound
intensity, and kept repeating, "Why did you die? Why did you die?" The
first man approached him and said,
"Sir, I don't want to interfere with your private grief, but this
demonstration of hurt and pain is more than I've ever seen before. For
whom do you mourn so deeply? Your Child? A parent? Who, may I ask, lies in
The mourner answered, "My wife's first husband! ... Why did you die? Why
did you die?"
Why are politicians like diapers?
Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
Q: What do you call a black smurf?
A: A smigger.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, who comes in on a
fairly regular basis.
After the second week, he made his move. "No thank you," she said
"This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I'm keeping
myself pure until I meet the man I love."
"That must be rather difficult," the man replied.
"Oh, I don't mind too much," she said. "But, it has my husband
A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a
substitute for women."
"Yeah what happened?" asked the other.
The first guy replies, "Well, I got my penis stuck in the neck of
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