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Good News, Bad News, Worse News III
Your husband understands fashion
He's a crossdresser
He looks better than you
What were Michael Jackson's baby's first words?
Which one's Mommy?
Q: What's the best way to kill a man?
A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him.
Then tell him to pick only one
I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in
the United States
each year. All these years I've been eating them raw.
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one
day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a
"I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you,"
he announced. "Will the laziest man please put his hand up."
Nine hands went up.
"Why didn't you put your hand up?" he asked the tenth man.
"Too much trouble," came the reply.
PS. Congratulations on winning the World Series of Poker Main Event.
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