Today's quotes [1.8.13]
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"Oh no! I can't go to the deli! My singles cover has lapsed!"
-- Lyndall Holmes
Hi. I'm here to pick up the Pope's Superbowl tickets -
Ave. Hic adsum ad tesseras pontificis maximi Colosseo Maximo tollendas.
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together. -- Hemant Joshi
With every passing hour our solar system comes forty-three thousand
miles closer to globular cluster 13 in the constellation Hercules, and
still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no
such thing as progress.
-- Ransom K. Ferm
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely
rearranging their prejudices.
-- William James
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