Today's quotes [1.7.13]
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"... you never, for instance, hear people say, 'Is that a wad of undiscarded
belly button fluff, or are you just glad to see me?'..."
-- The Usenet Oracle
"An author once told me I must find my muse before I could write. When I
finally found her, she was wearing a rubber helmet, a latex catsuit, a very
tight corset, an armbinder, and ballet-toe boots with seven inch heels. I
suspect I am not meant to be a writer."
"What a joy, what a thrill, when I get behind the wheel,
And we set out to make our next road kill.
The shiver of excitement as the body leaves the head...
But if I can't find a dog or cat... a kid will do instead..."
-- J. Stott and others
"'Son I am able' she said 'though you scare me', 'Watch' said I, 'Beloved' I
said 'Watch me scare you', 'Though' said she 'able am I son'..."
-- They Might Be Giants, "I Palindrome I"
"I say Carmina and you say Burana,
I say Catulli and you say Carmina,
Let's call the whole thing Orff..."
-- Unknown, via Adrian Corston
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