Today's quotes [1.6.13]
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"Jason's over in his tent, go and bugger him..."
-- Angela (again)
"My dad was always really protective of his tools...well, not THAT tool...
O.K., so he was pretty protective of that one too, but I'm talking about
the tools that you make stuff with...well, sure, I suppose he DID make
_me_ with that particular one, but...OH NEVERMIND. My dad always told me
that if some alien came around trying to borrow my phillips screwdriver
that I should just stab him/her/it/them with it."
-- Lt. Wilkes, my role model
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"It looks like blind screaming hedonism won out."
-- the most appropriate fortune quote I've ever got
"I think my favourite word at the moment is 'sphincter'. People have been
using it a lot lately and it's starting to grow on me."
-- Karen Peisley
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