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"Next to is good. Near is good. Just not _on_... _don't_ generalise that
 comment."
                        -- Alasdair


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"Boy, I can see that on my tombstone: 'He could manage UNIX systems and do
 70's porno soundtracks.' That's depressing to think about."
                        -- primus@shell1.aimnet.com


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"Did you ever get to thinking that maybe you are just an android, placed
 on Earth by an advanced civilization of huge radish-like aliens who are
 studying your every move?"
"No."
"Me neither."
                        -- Dogbert, Dilbert, Dogbert


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"Eddie Moto, Hunchback of Midvale Community College. In charge of dismissal
 bell."
                        -- The Far Side


4. 




"Our policy is to first seek candidates from within the company. If none is
 qualified, you must use a sock puppet."
                        -- Catbert, Evil Human Resources Director


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