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"This song explores a more contemporary version of Jungian psychotherapy
 involving high colonics"
                        -- Maynard James Keenan of Tool, regarding their
                                song AEnema


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"If you knew Suzie like I knew Suzie... you'd have scabies!"
                        -- Paul McDermott, DAAS Live at the National Theatre


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"Caesar is all things to all men!"
"It must be hell in there..."
                        -- Moriarty (aka Spike Milligan), Major Bloodnock
                                (aka Peter Sellers), The Goon Show


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"Big Bird meets Salvador Dali has been brought to you by the numbers L and
 ), and by the letter 3."
                        -- D. J. Green


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"The Hell Law says that Hell is reserved exclusively for them that
 believe in it. Further, the lowest Rung in Hell is reserved for them that
 believe in it on the supposition that they'll go there if they don't."
                        -- Honest Book of Truth; The Gospel According to
                                Fred, 3:1


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