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If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.


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Under the most rigorously controlled conditions of pressure, temperature,
volume, humidity, and other variables, the organism will do as it damn well
pleases.
        -- Harvard's Law


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If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides.

    -- Old Yiddish proverb

3. 




Sacred cows make the best hamburger.

    -- Mark Twain


4. 




"Computers let you make more mistakes faster
than anything except handguns and tequila..." 

     - Mitch Ratcliffe 

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