Today's quotes [1.30.13]
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Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
If there's one thing I hate, it's a proctologist with poor depth perception.
Where there's a will,
There's an inheritance tax.
Intellectuals are people who believe that ideas are of more
importance than values. That is to say, their own ideas and other
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
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