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"NOTE TO SELF:  When CGI women start turning you on, it's time to leave
 the house."

-- Jaffo


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"... the movie looks it was filmed by a rhesus monkey with a video camera. The
 editing looks like it was performed by a rhesus monkey with a Cuisinart.
 Apparently, if you're a rhesus monkey, you can really go places in Hollywood."
                        -- Mr. Cranky


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"Welcome to the rehearsal on the morning after the night before."

-- me, after post-concert-party #1 at Melbourne
Intervarsity Choral Festival 1998


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"So... your place or my mother's?"
                        -- me


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"Why did the chicken cross the Moebius strip?
 To get to the other... er... um..."
                        -- Unknown, via Kim Asher


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