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"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers
exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will
instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre
and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has
already happened." 

     - Douglas Adams 

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"It is well to remember that the entire universe, with one
trifling exception, is composed of others." 

     - John Andrew Holmes

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"Home pages are the pet rock of the 90s. They all have them, they all think
 they're very cute. But in a few years they're going to look back and be
 pretty embarrassed."
                        -- Kim Alm


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"hppt:\\\\"
                        -- Clueless spam mail at it's worst


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"While the Big "M" folks in Redmond maintain the products are vastly
 different, critics allege Workstation can be switched into the Server
 version with a few easy tweaks. An official Microsoft marketer suggests
 that's like arguing the only difference between men and women is a Y
 chromosome. We think it's more akin to discovering your date is in drag."
                        -- Unknown, on the differences between Microsoft NT
                           Workstation 4.0 and Server 4.0


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