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For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman.
If my wife ever finds out she'll kill me. 

     -Henny Youngman 

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I gave my wife a new watch for her birthday . . . waterproof,
shockproof, unbreakable and anti-magnetic. Absolutely nothing
could happen to it. She lost it. 

     -Joey Adams 

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"If a man does his best, what else is there?" 
General George S. Patton (1885-1945)



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"The knowledge that one is to be hanged in the moring sharpens one's
mind considerably"

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Love thy neighbor, yet don't pull down your hedge.
        
                    --Ben Franklin

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