Today's quotes [1.22.13]
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I have an answering machine in my car. It says: I'm
home now,but leave a message and I'll call when
A good day is when you wake up without a chalk outline around your body.
A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
"I just woke up, I'm 40 miles from my car and I can't remember where I left my
trousers. I think I'm going to be a little late."
-- Someone's employee, rec.humor.funny
"... this bit here says 'I don't think we're in UNIX anymore Toto'..."
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