Today's quotes [1.2.13]
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The mind is not a vessel to be filled but a fire to be kindled.
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that
but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
-- Mariah Carey
"Fish heads, fish heads, roly poly fish heads.
Fish heads, fish heads, eat them up, yum."
-- Barnes and Barnes, "Fish Heads"
"You're not playing klondike again are you?"
"No, it's a hallucination."
"Oh, ok. Put the 8 on the 9."
-- Ben Salmon, me, Ben
"The population rises exponentially, the number of clues rises geometrically,
and the number of clueful rises arithmetically. This is why the world has
-- Alistair J. R. Young in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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