Today's quotes [1.18.13]
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"... It's easy if you try."
"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."
Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room.
- Winston Churchill
And it was a very good book of Rasputin's involvement in that,
which shows how people that are really very weird can get into
sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history.
- Dan Quayle on Nicholas, and Alexandra
The only thing you can do easily is be wrong,
and that's hardly worth the effort.
- The Phantom Tollbooth, by Norton Juster
"In a way we're a kind of Peace Corps."
-- Major A. Lincoln German, Training Director of the
Green Beret Special Warfare School, Ft. Bragg, N. C.
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