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I love him whose soul is so overfull that he forgetteth himself, and
all things are in him...
    -Friedrich Nietzsche, "Thus Spoke Zarathustra"



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Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.


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When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.


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"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt"

                                  --Mark Twain

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"Let the wild rumpus begin!" 

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