Today's quotes [1.16.13]
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I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into
If you can't hear me, it's because I'm in parentheses.
Four years ago... No, it was yesterday. Today I... No, that wasn't me.
Sometimes I... No, I don't.
Is it weird in here, or is it just me?
Every so often, I like to stick my head out the window, look up, and smile for
a satellite picture.
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