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Seen on a bumper sticker...

    No Radio - Already Stolen 


For every human problem there is a solution which is simple, neat and wrong.

    - H. L. Mencken 


I believe every human has a finite number of heartbeats.
I don't intend to waste any of mine running around exercising.

    - Neil Armstrong 


A hospital is a place where men keep asking the nurses
for dates and the nurses keep giving them prunes. 


"Into everyone's life, a little rain must fall, but this is ridiculous."

    - Noah 


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