Today's quotes [1.13.13]
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Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
"Here lies... Walt Whitman. Aaargh! Damn you Walt Whitman!
I... hate... you... Walt...freakin... Whitman, leaves of
grass my ass!"
The only thing that separates us from the animals
is mindless superstition and pointless rituals.
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