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"The cure for anything is salt water -- sweat, tears, or the sea."
                                   Isak Dinesen



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On Clinton: "A man will occasionally step on his dick, but he shouldn't
stand on it"
                                                     
                                                     --Kris Kristofferson.

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"Applaud friends, the comedy is over."
        -Ludwig van Beethoven's last words

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"From there to here,from here to there, funny things are everywhere."
                   
                                                                -- Dr. Seuss

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"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man
   I keep his house."
   --- Zsa Zsa Gabor


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