Today's quotes [1.11.13]
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The English think soap is civilization.
- - - Heinrich von Treitschke
The difference between philosophy and theology:
if you have an argument over philosophy, you get red in the face. Over theology you throw
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
- Kimberly Johnson
I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job.
"Anyone who eats three meals a day should understand
why cookbooks outsell sex books three to one."
- L. M. Boyd
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